Me: Good Evening, uhh.. let see here. Dr. Vitamin

Tammy: Please, just call me Tammy.

Me: Ah I see, nice to meet you Tammy.

Tammy: The pleasure is mine.

Me: So, do you have something to say to the viewers Tammy?

Tammy: Yes, I do. 

Tammy: You know it is truly something philosophically mind boggling topic about vitamins.

Tammy: Do you know that countless vitamins are hunted and consumed by humans everyday?

Me: Yes.

Tammy: On the surface, it really sounds selfish for humans to eat vitamins. What have vitamins have done to you, what right does humans have to eat vitamins? 

Tammy: As if the universe rotates around them.

Tammy: To live a little longer you would eat vitamins. Who gave you permission?

Me: ....

Tammy: Well that is my initial thought. 

Tammy: I kept thinking and thinking. 

Tammy: You know, when there is an earthquake, a volcano, a blizzard. 

Me: Hmm.

Tammy: People die, plants die, animals die, vitamins sometimes die.

Tammy: What right does the earth have to take our lives like that?

Tammy: What rights do plants have to take stuff for the ground?

Tammy: Did they have a meeting with the earth and talked things out?

Tammy: Did cows have a conversation with grasses before they eat them about rights?

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Tammy: Every being in some way lives as if the universe rotates around them.

Tammy: That makes me really appreciate vitamins and humans.

Tammy: In someway, we capable to to break the cycle.

Tammy: The capability to care for things beyond themselves. Beyond their self interest. 

Tammy: I don't know if that is good or bad.

Tammy: However, it is an interesting phenomena isn't it?

Me: Yes, I suppose.

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Tammy: Well, your mom called. 

Me: Oh?

Tammy: Eat your vitamins she said.

Me: Uhh... I kinda grew a little fond of you.

Tammy: Well, eat my neighbors, their loud music kept me up last night.

Me: Uhm, aren't we talking about capacity beyond selfishness?

Tammy: Well, specifically them, screw them. Anyone who bothers my sleep screw them.

Me: Ok..... well see you later.

Tammy: Send them my Regards.

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