13/5/2020

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Me: Hello, apologies for bothering. If it is okay, would you like to do a short interview…. Uhm…

Brian: Brian, that is my name.

Me: Oh, Brian nice to meet you. Uhhh do you prefer miss or mr?

Brian: Just Brian is fine.

Me: Oh ok. So, Brian, how’s life so far?

Brian: Decent, just had a hangout with the birds and bees.

Me: Oh, that sounds ok….?

Brian: Yeah, it was, the bird had a fallout with her hubby. We kinda had to do a pep talk.

Me: Oh… I hope things go well for them.

Me: So, do you have a message for whatever viewers to this interview?

Brian: Enjoy the journey. It might be a little ironic for a plant to say that. But enjoy the little things you get in life. You might never know when a random goat just decides to eat you.

Me: I see, well thank you for the interview Brian. If you need anything I will be glad to help.

Brian: Actually, can you make sure that goat never comes back here? It will give me a good piece of mind.

Me: Uhh…. Sure. No guarantees but, I’ll give it a shot.

Brian: Thanks dude. There is a metal pipe behind that tree if you need it.